The preceeding sarcastic outburst was prompted by a particularly frustrating net-surfing session, brought on by my refusal to spend hours downloading browser updates, coupled with the Internet-At-Large's fascination with the latest obsolescence-inducing Web applications.

With that in mind, I would like to make the following pledge:

MY PROMISE TO YOU: I guarantee that these pages will never have JavaScript tags, frames, multiple windows, style sheets, "hot links", an "Under Construction" sign, a Blink tag, embedded sound/multimedia files, or anything other than the basic HTML that you see here now. This is my way of guaranteeing the highest quality:noise ratio. Besides, these things are as annoying to me as I'm sure they are to you. Have a nice day.

Duane


There. Duane feels better now.

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